When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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