Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Houston, we have a blender
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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