it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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