what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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