But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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