My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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