Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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