id be glad to
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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