I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'm really busy with my period
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