If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Randomize
