He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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