never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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