You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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