so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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