Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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