I want you more than these girls want KFC
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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