I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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