Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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