Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The power of my boobs compel you
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
God, I missed his penis.
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