The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She's the barista slut.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Randomize
