we have officially lost it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.