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(817): View more from Texas

Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

(817): View more from Texas

I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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(817): Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house. (405): Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box. (817): I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift. http://tfl.nu/erp5

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends

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(507): Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends http://tfl.nu/oo5w

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(804): View more from Virginia

names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.

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(804): names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving. http://tfl.nu/d6qb

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(404): View more from Georgia

i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".

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(404): i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ". http://tfl.nu/tf5y

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.

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(978): So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show. http://tfl.nu/9mds

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(616): View more from Michigan

they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter

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(616): they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter http://tfl.nu/a4jz

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(708): View more from Illinois

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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(708): My lips are sealed. Both pairs. http://tfl.nu/26rg

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(334): View more from Alabama

Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?

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(334): Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is? http://tfl.nu/g1vx

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(863): View more from Florida

It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.

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(863): It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job. http://tfl.nu/q4uy

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?

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(540): I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night? http://tfl.nu/328v

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(256): View more from Alabama

IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.

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(256): IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS. http://tfl.nu/wp8w

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(813): View more from Florida

I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.

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(813): I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free. http://tfl.nu/oqtb

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(303): View more from Colorado

I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind

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(303): I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind http://tfl.nu/1u44

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(303): View more from Colorado

I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match

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(303): I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match http://tfl.nu/tsdg

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(208): View more from Idaho

I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.

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(208): I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook. http://tfl.nu/vmgg

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