Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge

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(612): View more from Minnesota

hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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(818): View more from California

First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though

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(320): View more from Minnesota

An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.

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(646): View more from New York

The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow

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