you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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