I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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