totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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