im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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