I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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