I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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