i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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