Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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