How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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