i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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