Don't you send me to vm
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
