There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
My bed smells like the plague
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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