Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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