It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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