going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!