i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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