He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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