Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize