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Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Two words: blizzard sex
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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