So drunk its hurt
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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