i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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