I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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