I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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