made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't think brook has ever known best
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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