no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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