fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I have fence marks all over my body
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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