it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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