If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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