So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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