im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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