Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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