Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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