so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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